MTV jams happen to be on one night while I hung out with friends and “Gucci Gucci” started to play. Immediately I was intrigued because of the two girls in the video. Swag on 10: Minnie mouse ears, gold hoops, nerd frames, and cute short hair cuts. The song had some pretty catch lines like “call me if you need a boost/see them other chicken heads/they dont never leave the coop” “you cant find that/i think you need a google map.” Trust me, it takes very little to impress me. After ,I decided to check out more of her music and liked “Bumpin Bumpin.” The beats are dope and her small fem voice is super cute.
Unfortunately, I was unsatisfied with her mix tape hosted by DJ Woogie, Kitty x Choppas. With titles like “Hoe Bots” and “Killin Hoes” I am sure you can understand why it is hard to take her seriously. On “Wavy” she has an intro from Nicki Minaj which got me pretty hyped, but the shout out was to Woogie, not your white girl rapper….sad. Kreayshawn talks about cats….yes, pet cats. “I wont kill ya cat, but I’ll put her in a bag and take her to my house, put her on my couch and let my cat go at her cuz my cat is a goon.” REALLY?! Her entire mixtape was made on inconsistent beats and a lack of lyrical content.
Check her out on Wikipedia and she slowly turns into a joke. “American hip- hop singer-songwriter from Pleasanton, California but represents Oakland, California for unknown reasons.” Why would you represent a city you aren’t from? And why the hell is she a year younger than me?! Born in ’89 rapping about smoking and hoes. Yeah, I’m turned off.
If not to make things worse, she had the audacity to try and freestyle on live radio with Cosmic Kev and bomb the “Did it on ‘em” beat ( http://youtu.be/a5bQzQjxM4A ). I was actually embarrassed for her while listening to it. “I needa get high, so I can freestyle right.” I wouldn’t waste a blank disc burning her music, let alone spending money on an album. Robert Moore (@rawbmoor) described her best on twitter, “Thats just Lil’ B in an Amy Winehouse costume.”
NOW THAT’S THE JUICE!